No… whaaaat? Don’t listen to that guy… tell you what, I’m going to make you rich, all you have to do is buy some of my products, namely walrus accessories, and sell them on to others, after making enough selling them on you can buy more selling them on to others who then sell them on then the profit really starts. Look I know this is a lot to consider, sleep on it, however if you get back to me in the next 3 days you first order will be free
Gladly, all you have to do now is draw a pentagram in the blood of a virgin, preferably female, or if there are none available you can make do with a goat (there’s an ISIS joke to be made somewhere in there) a man should appear, well you know how it goes you write his comic after all
probaly because it is a sales picth
It is true what they say… you can’t go home again… I can’t wait to see what’s coming up!
You and me both dude!
Gotta be careful of those, you don’t wanna fall for a Ponzi or pyramid scheme.
Wait… Those are bad?
No… whaaaat? Don’t listen to that guy… tell you what, I’m going to make you rich, all you have to do is buy some of my products, namely walrus accessories, and sell them on to others, after making enough selling them on you can buy more selling them on to others who then sell them on then the profit really starts. Look I know this is a lot to consider, sleep on it, however if you get back to me in the next 3 days you first order will be free
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
Gladly, all you have to do now is draw a pentagram in the blood of a virgin, preferably female, or if there are none available you can make do with a goat (there’s an ISIS joke to be made somewhere in there) a man should appear, well you know how it goes you write his comic after all